My dream girl was a freak

STAR, a piece a ting reach mi one day, all now mi fren dem laugh after mi bout it. Mi and mi fren dem go go-go club one night and mi and dem deh deh a chill. We see a nice browning sitting by herself in the VIP section.

Mi never did a go make she slip out a mi hand, so mi send over a bottle a wine go give her and afterward she invite mi over.

Mi and her deh there a hold a reason and she tell mi say she is a university student and she just feel to leave her dorm and come chill for a while.

She speak well and ting and after we done the first bokkle a wine we go ATM go draw money to buy something even more expensive. Mi get so caught up with the girl that's mi not even did a pay mi fren dem nuh mind.

Dem all beg mi buy dem two more Guinness and mi couldn't bother. Mi is a man whe no kiss because mi don't know whe di gyal dem a do wid dem mouth. But when she kiss mi neck mi start kiss her back same time.

All dem time deh mi fren dem a look pon mi with envy because STAR, she was the hottest girl in the club. We kiss, drink and talk for about two hours until everything change.

It was freaky night at the club and mi see a naked dwarf man go on stage. Next ting mi know mi hear di selector bawl out and say 'Freaky girl a your time now, whe di freaky girl deh?'

Next ting mi know a di gal dat get up from side a mi and back off her clothes and just start gi short man oral sex. Mi couldn't believe. Mi freeze on the spot and mi nuh have to tell yuh how mi fren dem laugh after mi.

By the next morning, the entire community hear bout wah gwan and dem all add on tings to it. Not even spliff dem the man dem never waan share with mi and dem walk and tell everybody in the place say mi 'grounds out'.