I couldn’t ‘get it up’

Mi say mi go make mi fren dem boost mi up one night and carry mi go Back Road say we a go buy sex, and from dat night, every time mi pass out deh mi cringe.

We go to a go-go club, and di entire time mi a pree a thickas and mi couldn't take mi eye off her. Mi fren dem a boost mi to 'deal wid di matter', and dem pay fi a lap dance fi mi.

When she a dance on mi she tell mi say if mi have a $3,000 mi can get a 'full package', and mi say a simple ting dat and we head upstairs to a room whe she rent.

STAR, she take off mi clothes and mi say mi a go mash her dung, worse a bare Magnum mi did a drink. Mi make di mistake and give her the money first and ready fi start.

Next ting mi know the sex come with a bag a restrictions. She say she not doing doggy style and mi mustn't touch her breast because is sex mi pay for and not romance. She also say I mustn't spank her and not to hold her head when she giving me 'special treatment'. She decide to take over but is like mi get fraid a har or she intimidate mi because mi ting get soft.

She hurry up and put on her clothes and say she ready but mi tell her say mi wa finish what mi start and she ask mi if mi mad. Mi say okay and get up and as we a walk out, a mi fren dem dat we buck up inna. Same time she bawl out to dem and say 'A whe unno get da fool deh from? A di quickest $3,000 mi ever make, di bwoy ting soft like porridge'.

Mi say mi fren dem laugh and some other yute who did stand up outside start buss bare blank. All mi know I will never ever go dat route again.