‘I don’t believe in boring sex’ - Sniper Prophet gives lesson in romance

The only thing that is off limits in the bedroom activities of church leader Jahmar Watson and his wife is the word 'Pastor'.

More commonly known as the Sniper Prophet, Watson was uncensored and unfiltered as he spoke about turning up the heat between his sheets.

"In the bedroom, mi nuh wah hear nutten bout 'pastor', mi nuh wah hear nutten bout God. For me, be as dirty as you can. If yuh call mi pastor in the bedroom, mi feel like a diss ya diss mi yah so. Imagine mi a blow little ice off a bag juice pon har and she a bawl out pastor. After a nuh church we deh," he said.

"It betta yuh call mi daddy. In your bedroom where you are having your private time, there should not be any Bible there. That is what mash up a lot of relationship in the church, enuh, because dem too holy and self righteous dats dem can't put dem mouth 'dung deh'," he added.

Tonight will be steamy for the couple as they celebrate Valentine's Day, and the head of The Ark of the Covenant Prophetic Ministries gave a few tips to add sparks to the bedroom.

"On a day like Valentine's, a couple can get some disco lights, use up them toys and nutten nuh wrong with using ice cubes or buy a tough bag juice and suck out the juice outta it and just blow pon it. Watching porn is good too as it helps you to relax and yuh learn a lot of things from it," he said.

Watson said that at creation, God designed his image-bearers as sexual beings, and he created marriage as the context for sexual expression. God, he said, established marriage as a covenant relationship that both unites two persons as one flesh, forsaking all others. As a result, no slur or word is degrading whenever both parties are comfortable with each other.

"If mi deh round my wife mi nah call it 'vagina'. Mi a go see har a pass and say 'Hey yuh p***y fat, enuh' and 'A dah ting deh mi want'. I am just saying that when you are in your bedroom, take out Christ outta it man. Of course you are going to pray inna yuh bedroom but when is sex time, it's sex time. Play some souls, dutty wine or Vybz Kartel and not gospel," he said.

He stressed that sex is a gift from God and that married couples are free to do any position or style they like. A stripper pole is a must-have for the pastor as he believes it adds kink to their lovemaking sessions.

"As a man of God, I don't believe in boring sex. It should be entertaining, vibrant and energetic. If you are out in the world and enjoying sex, why can't you enjoy it more as a Christian? For me, get a little disco light and a little pole in yuh bedroom and dance dung pon it and ting. In the bedroom, I am not a prophet but I am a sniper," he said between laughter.

He told THE STAR that he is aware that his radical and raunchy views may not sit well with some Christians, but opined that a boring sex life will only lead to infidelity. While he will never have intercourse in a church building or yard, he said his sermons are usually better if he gets a 'piece' before or after services.

"There is absolutely no limitation where the bedroom is concerned, enuh, because if you are married and the woman say she want dat and yuh nuh wah give har dat, best believe say somebody else gonna do it for yuh. If their views are contrary to what I just share, then them wife or husband a give dem bun," he said.

Watson even detailed, with much blushing from his wife, that they once had sex in their parked vehicle by the side of the road.

"Dat was the best sex I ever had. It did mad man because yuh can't move because a car seat yuh inna, suh yuh pin dung, enuh. Mi think mi a go try it again," Watson said.