Some men think they are great lovers but they are not

Dear Pastor,

Some men think they are great lovers and have the biggest penis. They love to show their penises. The truth is, some men penises are very bumpy. They look old, as if they are in their 30s, 40s and 50s, they can't get their penis hard enough to enter into a woman's vagina. They have dead penises.

O.B.

Dear O.B.,

What do you have against men? You write as someone who detests men. What a way you know about men penises. You must have a lot of experience with different age groups and sizes etc. Stop bashing men, learn to behave yourself. 'Kibba yuh mouth'.

Pastor