Searching for a decent lady

Dear Pastor

I hope you are doing OK and keeping safe. I have a problem. I am very lonely and seeking a companion to share a happy life with. I am in my late 40s.

I own a little business in the architectural field. I have an OK car. I am deaf but can hear a bit, using the speaker on the phone. I am just missing having a decent lady in my life. I had tried Facebook, Tagged and a few sites, but nothing fruitful comes out of it. I would prefer a lady who is working, decent and natural. By natural I mean no bleaching, fake eyebrows, excessive tattoos and so forth; someone my son can look up to as a mother figure.

I know you are a counsellor and not exactly a matchmaker, but I do pray you could help me. I am really looking forward to hearing from you. I do pray my letter will be published so that a nice, decent lady may read it and contact you. God bless.

Yours truly, Mr B

Dear Mr B

If you are in your 40s and cannot find a woman, you are in very bad shape. You don't like a woman who uses make-up. It seems to me that you would have to make a woman for yourself. I have published your letter because, indeed, there might be someone out there who could deal with you. I wish you well.

Pastor