I didn't have sex with a kangaroo

I didn't have sex with a kangaroo

Dear Pastor,

Thank you for your outstanding contribution. Please keep up the good work. In the summer of 2011, my wife and I decided to spend our honeymoon in Australia. It was the worst mistake I've ever made. I was deported back to Jamaica for false accusations. I've been accused of having sex with a kangaroo. I spent a couple of years behind bars. My child hates me for not being there for him. I was not even their for his graduation. I didn't have the heart to tell him why I was away so long. Pastor, I don't know what to do. I seriously think these people are insane for thinking I had sex with an animal - I have a wife. I have been framed and think it was because they wanted my money. I spent a lot of money in court. They claimed they found my semen on the animals' pubic area. My character is shattered and I have no hope of fitting into society as a normal person. Please help me.

D

Dear D,

I wish you had said more in your letter, not because I want to hear the details of your situation, but because it is such a serious and diabolic charge. Why would someone want to ruin your character? This is a scar on your character for life. It is wickedness beyond measure. When and where did they say this crime took place? From whom did they get this information? Who defended you in court? Was the Jamaican Government aware of your dilemma? Now that you are back, it's going to be very difficult for you to adjust.

I do not know whether you went through psychotherapy in prison but even if you did, you and wife and should see a psychologist as soon as possible. You need moral support of your church and relatives. You should to take the counsellor into your confidence and inform him what type of training you have had so that he can help you to get a job. Your spiritual leader, your pastor, can be of great help also. If I can be of further help to you, please contact me.

Pastor